NURSING HOME ADDRESSES
Norma Mahaffy
Sunset Nursing Home
232 Academy St.
Boonville, NY 13309
NancyÕs
Nonsense
Helen
Davis
Robert VanValkenburgh
Masonic
Home
2150
Bleecker St.
Utica, NY 13501
Marjorie Renodin
Folts Home
104 N. Washington St.
Herkimer, NY 13350
David Douglas
George Fanelli
Robert Luberda
Peter Schachtler
Presbyterian Home for CNY
4290 Middle Settlement Road
New Hartford, NY 13413
Irving
Pollack
Sitrin Home
2050 Tilden Ave.
New Hartford, NY 13413
Mae Mosher
VanAllen
Nursing Home
755
E. Monroe St.
Little
Falls, NY 13365
Dan
Yorton
Lutheran
Home
Clinton,
NY 13323
Joe
Cirillo
Margaret
Hoskyns
Evelyn
Spencer
Valley
Health Services
690
W. German St.
Herkimer,
NY13350
Betty
Langdon
Eden
Park Nursing Home
1800
Butterfield Ave.
Utica,
NY 13501
Eunice
Matteson
Joseph
Greer
Crouse
Community Center
101
South St.
Morrisville,
NY 13408
9
Josephine
Bunal
Stonehedge
Health & Rehab Center
801
North James St.
Rome,
NY 13440
A
wealthy man had a falling out with his two sons. It was serious enough that he
decided to change his will.
At
his lawyer's office, he threw his will on the table and said, "This needs an heircut
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A
guy and a girl are having a drink together in a bar. The man raises his glass
and says, ÒHereÕs hoping youÕre in Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows
youÕre dead!Ó
ÒWhatÕs
that mean?Ó asks the girl.
ÒThat,Ó
answers her date, Òis an authentic Irish toast.Ó
ÒOh.
Well, hereÕs to bread, eggs and cinnamon.Ó
ÒBread,
eggs and cinnamon? WhatÕs that?Ó
The
girl says, ÒThatÕs French toast.Ó
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There's a scuba diving geologist who has made it his
business to measure the relative sizes of the rises, drops, cavities and undulations of coral formations.
Of course this can only be done in the summer months so he takes the winters
off to avoid the frigid air.
You may tag him as a Ôfrost-free reef ridge rater.Õ
April
is when you are haunted by the Ghost of Earnings Past.
